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tfln aka the obvious best way to voicetest
1. Look, my sensibility and attention to detail are the ONLY REASON you're not dead now.
2. Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
3. I don't pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. It's a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
4. How does that bad decision feel?
5. Just so you know, you called at 2 o'clock last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you, and then when you got home, you thanked me for walking you there. In case you forgot, I'm still off-planet.
6. You're incredible, and I'm drunk.
2. Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
3. I don't pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. It's a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
4. How does that bad decision feel?
5. Just so you know, you called at 2 o'clock last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you, and then when you got home, you thanked me for walking you there. In case you forgot, I'm still off-planet.
6. You're incredible, and I'm drunk.