tfln aka the obvious best way to voicetest

[erdent]

1. Look, my sensibility and attention to detail are the ONLY REASON you're not dead now.

2. Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.

3. I don't pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. It's a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.

4. How does that bad decision feel?

5. Just so you know, you called at 2 o'clock last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you, and then when you got home, you thanked me for walking you there. In case you forgot, I'm still off-planet.

6. You're incredible, and I'm drunk.

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[prideinbattle]

It's not my fault.

[erdent]

What a childish thing to say. No decision can be the fault of anyone besides the person who makes it.

[prideinbattle]

You just want to see me suffer.

[erdent]

Hardly. I prefer not to see you at all.

[prideinbattle]

But why not?

[erdent]

Why not?

It's not an exaggeration to say that you're the most obnoxious, abrasive person I've ever had the displeasure of knowing!

[prideinbattle]

wow what's got you in that mood?

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[lockonstratos]

Are you sure it was me? That doesn't sound like something I would do.

[ It totally sounds like something he would do. ]

[erdent]

The call came from your phone. The voice was recognisably yours. You also referenced "sniping the target" with the target referring to my heart.

[He wAS MORTIFIED AND STILL KIND OF IS]

[lockonstratos]

[ OKAY WELL SO IS LOCKON! ]

I was really drunk, you can't hold that against me.

[erdent]

That was evident as well, which is why I'm not angry about your behavior. I only want to ensure it won't happen again.

[lockonstratos]

I can't make any promises. This is that time of year for drinking... for me at least.

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[returnanew]

Not always.

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[face_up_here]

It was very much appreciate, Tieria. I might have gotten a little confused between having you on the phone and having you in person.