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1. Look, my sensibility and attention to detail are the ONLY REASON you're not dead now.
2. Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
3. I don't pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. It's a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
4. How does that bad decision feel?
5. Just so you know, you called at 2 o'clock last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you, and then when you got home, you thanked me for walking you there. In case you forgot, I'm still off-planet.
6. You're incredible, and I'm drunk.
2. Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
3. I don't pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. It's a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
4. How does that bad decision feel?
5. Just so you know, you called at 2 o'clock last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you, and then when you got home, you thanked me for walking you there. In case you forgot, I'm still off-planet.
6. You're incredible, and I'm drunk.
